Maeno: Are you ready? Then, let’s start! What would Suzuki-kun say to his girlfriend, who’s nervous when they do their “first time”… then, three, two, one!
Suzuki:Ah, don’t worry, I’ll wear a condom!
Maeno: That’s going to be interesting, but wait! Wait! Let’s ask for the staff’s votes!
Suzuki: Okay, okay! Vote yes for me! All of those people who agree with me, raise you hands!
Maeno: Would anyone agree??
Suzuki: And those who disagree!? Oi, all of them are raising their hands!
Maeno: It’s voted down!
Suzuki: Seriously!?!? But isn’t that just normal!? Doing it for the first time, you can get really nervous, right!? Isn’t what I said a really reassurring thing to say?!
Maeno: But I don’t think it’ll be 'that' kind of nervous?!
Suzuki: Let me just say this, I really would say that!
Maeno: But just thi—
Suzuki: WHY?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT!? AREN’T I PROMOTING SAFE SEX!?!?
Maeno: But wouldn’t you get on trouble with your agency with this?!
Suzuki: Eh— ?!
SUZUKI TATSUHISA MAN, WHY?
/dead over Maeno’s laughing…
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